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Guilty Music Monday #40

Written by willshoob on Monday, 8 of December , 2008 at 5:12 pm

Person A: Hey (insert name here, protected for security reasons), can we please have Swine Forkbeard at my bat mitzvah?
Person B: Yes
Person A: Can we book him now, before someone else does?

-Doo Doo

That is a true story. This true story essentially describes the appeal of The Tape’s own Swine Forkbeard. Swine, also known as “The Swine”, “Big Papa”, “#1 NARC”, and “I’m the second best mash-up DJ in the world”, knows his popularity will never scale that of the mighty Girl Talk. However, he does know that he has the ability to make people boogie. Not just boogie, but boogie to guilty songs. Sometimes making remixes with his own beats, and sometimes mashing up songs to also give him the nickname “CEO of Versatility.” I know what you’re wondering, “how can one man have so many merits and nicknames?” And if I were you, I’d be wondering the same thing. But once you hear the majestic blend of aurally pleasing mash-ups, you’ll want to give him a nickname yourself. Perhaps you would like to nickname him “god”, or maybe something not quite as daring, like “Better than Ralph Nader.” Either way, this man, nay this myth of a human knows how to make a mash-up.

Cher- Believe (Swine Forkbeard Remix)

Wilco- Heavy Metal Drummer (Swine Forkbeard Remix)

The Prodigy vs. Katy Perry- Invaders N Cold (Swine Forkbeard Mashup)

David Banner vs. Vanessa Carlton- Play/1000 Miles (Swine Forkbeard Mashup)

Comments (6)

Category: GMM

6 Comments

Comment by ashkap

Made Monday, 8 of December , 2008 at 8:46 pm

p.s. everyone is invited to the Doo Doo Mitzvah Party.

everyone.

Comment by caz4mack

Made Monday, 8 of December , 2008 at 9:36 pm

Swine At it again These are seriously really good

Comment by Kathy

Made Wednesday, 10 of December , 2008 at 12:33 pm

i love this song by Anthony Hamilton (featuring David Banner by the way…)

it’s sooo good!!
http://myplay.com/videos/anthony-hamilton/cool-featuring-david-banner?locale=US

His new album drops 12/16. I can’t wait. Thought i’d pass on a good song =)

Comment by dave

Made Thursday, 25 of December , 2008 at 3:34 am

Remix of Heavy metal drummer is the worst thing I’ve heard in years. shame on you.
Really, shame on you.
I’m so disgusted…

Comment by Bridge

Made Sunday, 21 of June , 2009 at 7:59 am

I liked the sound of Invaders N Cold, I think you spent too much time on the name though. Did you actually do anything other than multi track these two tracks because it sounds truly awful, it really shouldn’t be called a Mashup, its just playing two tracks at the same time…

Comment by Bridge

Made Sunday, 21 of June , 2009 at 8:06 am

Just listened to Heavy Metal Drummer, this should be called a mashup because you’ve got the Eminem at the start. A remix would have the original song in a different style or something, you do get that right?

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